Here we are, just in time for week 27 - week 25's effort comes along. I've been mulling this one for a while, and I really like some of the ideas in my head - I'm just not entirely sure I've successfully planted them all here. Oh well - this is a draft one of part one, and any comments you have will be welcomed. Don't worry if you have no idea what is going on. You're not really supposed to just yet.